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Friday, August 18, 2006
Please serve only when drunk
I know working for beer and pizza doesn't sound like much, but I had an awesome time pulling beers at the Student House in town last night. And considering you need an investment banker's salary to afford to buy beers when you're out, the payment becomes oh-so-much-more precious. You're encouraged to drink (kinda responsibly) while you work. At the intro, someone asked about whether to check IDs, and the reply was - "only if they are really young". Refuse service to intoxicated people? - "only if they're too drunk to pay." This probably isn't so surprising when you can (and we do!) spend half your night on the street drinking beers from 7-eleven. Just choose the bar of your choice and drink out the front! Sadly, I can see this tactic backfiring in the depths of winter. And speaking of the weather (well the Danes don't shut up about it!) I think someone up in the sky decided an extra long summer should be rewarded with some big fat chubby rain. The kind that makes you feel like going for a swim to dry off. The kind that makes you wonder whether riding to uni´is really such a great idea. The Danes get around this problem by wearing a 'rain set' - jacket, pants and even shoe coverings. The excitable landlord said he had a spare pair. Unfortunately, I think he may have purchased them at the height of the hippie revolution in Christiania. A real 70's green parachute material classic. I may be invested in my own pair soon!! Well now its time to head off to a lecture which is part of my Danish language course. This lecture is called 'Why is understanding Danish so difficult'. I have a suspicion that the lecture could be very short; I think it has something to do with how the pronunciation of Danish wants to have about as much in common with the spelling as the Pope wants to have in common with an ape. For example, one of our exercises is to listen to a phrase and cross out silent letters. You know you're in for a tough time when you cross out about 40% of the letters. Ridiculous. But if there's any language more out-there crazy than Danish, its probably Icelandic. A bit of a toss-up as to where the most random place to go would be has resulted in a group of 5 booking tickets to Rejkjavik. Stampy, Beverly and myself, the aussies, will be joined by Jochen, the german German, and Seth, our 'straight out of Road Trip' American friend. Promises to be a whole lot of fun for 6 days. Hope all is well back home!ben
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1 comment:
Phill
The german german huh. Ich hoffe auf der deutschebahn du bist!
Seth
Road Triping huh?
That's what I like to here.
Libby
A road trip sounds like good fun! So glad you and stampy are best buds now! say hi to her for me. So are you actually working in the pub? or just lend a helping hand when required?
Drinking outside pubs brings back good memories of JJ´s. Enjoy the road trip!
Beverly
Bring on Iceland! Looking at some images now...hot springs, geysers, midnight sun....completely kooky!
Hugh
I hope your beer pouring technique has improved since the Heineken Brewery...if I wanted an ice-cream I would have ordered one.
Ezza
a ha i can just picture you in a green parachute jump suit benny! Told you you should have packed your own :P
Stef
"Big fat chubby rain"!!! gotta love that description! :-) PS havent you heard that parachute material is back... havent you seen Penelope Cruz's get-up BLOW? If i were you I would wear it with pride....;-) The more matching the better.
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